Arizona Reporter - Movie Reviews - 29/01
“Rambo” (Lionsgate 2008) Susan Granger Reviews

"Sylvester Stallone’s claim to fame is the iconic characters of “Rocky” and “Rambo,” and he doesn’t tire of recycling both of them" -- Susan Granger
"Rambo" In Thailand, John Rambo (Stallone) assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers allegedly went missing. Rated R for strong graphic bloody violence, sexual assaults, grisly images and language.
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Reviewed for Arizona Reporter by Susan Granger
“When you’re pushed, killin’ is as easy as breathin’,” growls ex-Green Beret John Rambo, who’s been living as a recluse in northern Thailand, where he runs a motor boat and wrangles poisonous snakes on the Salween River near the Burma border, where a long-running civil war still rages. Maybe he has clandestine meetings with Capt. Willard from “Apocalypse Now.” Who knows?
Then a group of Colorado human rights missionaries wants to rent his boat to transport medical supplies and Bibles upriver to struggling Karen villagers; the Burmese military has strewn land mines along the roads.
“Are you taking guns?” Rambo inquires. Of course not! “Then you’ll change nothing.”
Rambo turns them down, but the group’s only woman, Sarah (Julie Benz of “Dexter”), convinces him to change his mind.
Yet after he drops them off at their destination, they’re ambushed and taken prisoner by sadistic Burmese soldiers. Of course, the church’s pastor (Ken Howard) relies on Rambo to execute a rescue mission. Reluctantly, the bandanna-wearing renegade rounds up a squad of nasty mercenaries - and then the loud, violent, relentless carnage begins, taking the R-rating to its utmost, stupefying limits.
Claiming that he devised this fourth installment with geopolitical relevance – namely, to draw attention to the need for aid in war-torn Burma (Myanmar) – writer/director/actor Stallone has clearly made a vanity project. He’s even included a flashback sequence for those who managed to miss his first three Rambo excursions; seeing Richard Crenna again was an unexpected bonus.
While Stallone’s beefcake is a brawny testament to steroids, on the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to 10, “Rambo” is a graphic, blood-drenched 2. Stay out of the jungle!
© 2008 All Rights Reserved Susan Granger
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